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| BeumeeN | | 05. Feb 2011, 19:09 |
#7521
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 Kopš: 07. Nov 2007
Ziņojumi: 711
Braucu ar:
|  Spied "Play", lai skatītos video! |
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| zZveers | | 05. Feb 2011, 19:23 |
#7522
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 Kopš: 13. Oct 2010
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 2094
Braucu ar: taksi
|  A horse and a chicken are
playing in a meadow. The horse
falls into a mud hole and is
sinking. He calls to the chicken
to go and get the farmer to help
pull him out to safety. The
chicken runs to the farm but the
farmer can't be found. So he
drives the farmer's BMW back to
the mud hole and ties some
rope around the bumper. He
then throws the other end of the
rope to his friend, the horse, and
drives the car forward, saving
him from sinking!
A few days later, the chicken and
horse were playing in the
meadow again and the chicken
fell into the mud hole. The
chicken yelled to the horse to go
and get some help from the
farmer. The horse said, "I think I
can stand over the hole!" So he
stretched over the width of the
hole and said, "Grab for my
'thingy' and pull yourself
up."And the chicken did and
pulled himself to safety.
The moral of the story: If you're
hung like a horse, you don't
need a BMW to pick up chicks. |
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| zZveers | | 05. Feb 2011, 19:38 |
#7523
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Kopš: 13. Oct 2010
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 2094
Braucu ar: taksi
| What do you call a bottle filled
with flammable laughing gas?
A molololotov cocktail. |
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| zZveers | | 05. Feb 2011, 19:47 |
#7524
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Kopš: 13. Oct 2010
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 2094
Braucu ar: taksi
|  Jamal lives in Ethiopia. He has to
cycle 4 miles on a rusty bicycle
with no brakes and buckled
wheels, just to collect the water
for his family to drink. He then
has to carry the water back, in
the scorching heat on his bike.
He does this despite having a
busted ankle and only one hand,
having to clutch onto the handle
bars whilst trying to keep his
wonky bike upright, as he rides
through the heat.
Please, if you will send just £2 in
the post, I'll send you the video,
its fucking hilarious!!! |
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| zZveers | | 05. Feb 2011, 19:50 |
#7525
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Kopš: 13. Oct 2010
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 2094
Braucu ar: taksi
| I'm in a bar, I see this woman, I
approach her. Me: hello, I wish
you were my homework... Girl
interrupts: Why, so you can bang
me all over your desk?? Me: No,
so I can feed you to my dog. |
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| RH | | 05. Feb 2011, 22:50 |
#7526
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 Kopš: 05. Dec 2007
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 1097
Braucu ar: četriem riņķiem
| Kādam simpātisku dīvānu?
Skatīt |
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| ryder_e28 | | 06. Feb 2011, 00:06 |
#7527
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 Kopš: 12. Jul 2008
Ziņojumi: 1434
Braucu ar: E61/// A6
| Līdz asarām 
 Spied "Play", lai skatītos video! |
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| RS7 | | 06. Feb 2011, 00:09 |
#7528
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 Kopš: 20. Mar 2010
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 9318
Braucu ar: dīzeļ Teslu
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04 Feb 2011, 22:14:22 felo rakstīja:
http://preludeklubs.lv/forum/27-870-1
tur laikam taadi vien tusee
tas ir psc liidz asaraam bezmaz vai |
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| Artest | | 06. Feb 2011, 00:17 |
#7529
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 Kopš: 04. Dec 2009
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 691
Braucu ar: baudu un papīra naudu, kā arī ar R1 jaudu
| Skaņa dod vaļā 
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| ryder_e28 | | 06. Feb 2011, 00:28 |
#7530
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Kopš: 12. Jul 2008
Ziņojumi: 1434
Braucu ar: E61/// A6
|  Spied "Play", lai skatītos video! |
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| RS7 | | 06. Feb 2011, 00:36 |
#7531
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Kopš: 20. Mar 2010
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 9318
Braucu ar: dīzeļ Teslu
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04 Feb 2011, 10:45:09 ZX6R rakstīja:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWY67PRLGSA&...player_embedded#
pirmais koments gaž no kātiem |
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Simplex  | | 06. Feb 2011, 00:55 |
#7532
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 Kopš: 19. Aug 2006
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 783
Braucu ar: www.autodirect.lv
| Kacoks
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Iepriekš pārbaudītu BMW un citas markas auto piegāde no Vācijas,pēc pasūtījuma, auto tirdzniecība uz ārvalstīm. PM vai [email protected]
www.autodirect.lv |
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| GS5000 | | 06. Feb 2011, 01:17 |
#7533
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 Kopš: 04. Dec 2008
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 840
Braucu ar: under construction
| shkola hard bassa |
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| arizah | | 06. Feb 2011, 03:14 |
#7534
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 Kopš: 17. Nov 2005
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 11323
Braucu ar: 43
| komentāri :griida: |
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| Whazaaa | | 06. Feb 2011, 10:29 |
#7535
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 Kopš: 24. Jun 2004
No: Saulkrasti
Ziņojumi: 71589
Braucu ar: metro
| nākamā eksperimentētāja, bij jau mums viens režisors - restorānu krāpnieks, tagad ir neveiksmīga aktrise - golddigere smiekli nāk
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| harizmo | | 06. Feb 2011, 10:56 |
#7536
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 Kopš: 05. Aug 2008
No: Ogre
Ziņojumi: 101
Braucu ar: e70
| Galdiņš
Nav īsti prikols, bet nevarēju neiepostēt.
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| jaks | | 06. Feb 2011, 11:02 |
#7537
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 Kopš: 02. Dec 2008
No: Saldus
Ziņojumi: 3101
Braucu ar:
| Šorīt super bingo laimes ratā vinnēja kawasaki moci ar 750 zirgaspēku jaudu (c) Feldmane |
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| snpz | | 06. Feb 2011, 11:04 |
#7538
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 Kopš: 29. Jun 2009
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 347
Braucu ar: skritulenēm
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06 Feb 2011, 10:56:34 harizmo rakstīja:
Galdiņš
Nav īsti prikols, bet nevarēju neiepostēt.
Glīti  |
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| RH | | 06. Feb 2011, 11:31 |
#7539
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Kopš: 05. Dec 2007
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 1097
Braucu ar: četriem riņķiem
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06 Feb 2011, 11:02:01 jaks rakstīja:
Šorīt super bingo laimes ratā vinnēja kawasaki moci ar 750 zirgaspēku jaudu (c) Feldmane
Arī par šito ierēcu! |
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| rucha | | 06. Feb 2011, 11:33 |
#7540
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 Kopš: 14. Aug 2005
No: Jēkabpils
Ziņojumi: 5348
Braucu ar: QUATTRO
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06 Feb 2011, 11:31:14 DogyDog rakstīja:
06 Feb 2011, 11:02:01 jaks rakstīja:
Šorīt super bingo laimes ratā vinnēja kawasaki moci ar 750 zirgaspēku jaudu (c) Feldmane
Arī par šito ierēcu!
feldmanes zelta mute! |
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