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nutastur
10. Jan 2011, 18:17 #5881

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10 Jan 2011, 16:24:13 Tune-L rakstīja:

10 Jan 2011, 16:03:55 Marteens rakstīja:
http://mango.delfi.lv/zinas/sekss/pikantie_fakt...gs.m?id=36161456


Man vienīgajam nav kaut kas kārtībā ar gaumi???


Vienkaarshi vinjai neegjerietes dirsa, bet piedzimusi nabadziite kaa baltaa
Pisec ... skaistaakaa ....


ja grib smukus dibenus paskatīt tad šī gada atletikas kalendārs ir īstā vieta.
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10. Jan 2011, 18:19 #5882

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psc.... tāds labs fatass priekš nigeriem .
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sos911
10. Jan 2011, 18:21 #5883

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10 Jan 2011, 18:17:35 nutastur rakstīja:

10 Jan 2011, 16:24:13 Tune-L rakstīja:

10 Jan 2011, 16:03:55 Marteens rakstīja:
http://mango.delfi.lv/zinas/sekss/pikantie_fakt...gs.m?id=36161456


Man vienīgajam nav kaut kas kārtībā ar gaumi???


Vienkaarshi vinjai neegjerietes dirsa, bet piedzimusi nabadziite kaa baltaa
Pisec ... skaistaakaa ....


ja grib smukus dibenus paskatīt tad šī gada atletikas kalendārs ir īstā vieta.


nja, atlētikas kalendāram nav ne vainas
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Lafter
10. Jan 2011, 18:54 #5884

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melnais gulbis

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Gribās pļūtīt? Nejūties novērtēts? Neviens nepievērš uzmanību?
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Jā! Man jūk komati. Tas dēļ ilga perioda komunicējot citās valodās.
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f2
10. Jan 2011, 19:29 #5885

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labi ka pakalena!!!
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10. Jan 2011, 20:18 #5886

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Flashmob
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dog
10. Jan 2011, 20:27 #5887

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aizlipa
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10. Jan 2011, 21:32 #5888

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10. Jan 2011, 21:59 #5889

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10 Jan 2011, 21:32:57 dex2 rakstīja:



norm - tirgo vecu salonnieku
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diizelis
10. Jan 2011, 22:03 #5890

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10 Jan 2011, 16:03:55 Marteens rakstīja:
http://mango.delfi.lv/zinas/sekss/pikantie_fakt...gs.m?id=36161456


Man vienīgajam nav kaut kas kārtībā ar gaumi???

normāls diršamais
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10. Jan 2011, 22:25 #5891

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dex2
10. Jan 2011, 22:57 #5892

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Atpūta pie dabas 0:20
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Piparss
10. Jan 2011, 22:57 #5893

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Spied "Play", lai skatītos video!


Spied "Play", lai skatītos video!


bijushi nebijushi
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Sick_Bastard
10. Jan 2011, 23:40 #5894

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Twitter> Kristaps:Braucu tramvajā kopā ar Ozolu, viņš nopīkstināja e-talonu, es nē. Kurš tagad no mums ir lielāks gangsteris?

[ Šo ziņu laboja Sick_Bastard, 10 Jan 2011, 23:42:24 ]

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Archy96
10. Jan 2011, 23:43 #5895

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10 Jan 2011, 23:40:44 Sick_Bastard rakstīja:
Twitter> Kristaps:Braucu tramvajā kopā ar Ozolu, viņš nopīkstināja e-talonu, es nē. Kurš tagad no mums ir lielāks gangsteris?




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se7en
11. Jan 2011, 00:20 #5896

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10 Jan 2011, 23:43:53 Archy96 rakstīja:

10 Jan 2011, 23:40:44 Sick_Bastard rakstīja:
Twitter> Kristaps:Braucu tramvajā kopā ar Ozolu, viņš nopīkstināja e-talonu, es nē. Kurš tagad no mums ir lielāks gangsteris?






Jā, šitas ir psc

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Elksnis
11. Jan 2011, 00:26 #5897

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Stulba anekdote no opel-blitza bet sasmējos...



Dejoju ar drauga līgavu, a tas psihais pēkšņi pieskrien un iesper viņai pa kājstarpi. Viņai jau nekas, bet man 3 pirksti lauzti
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11. Jan 2011, 00:26 #5898

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10 Jan 2011, 22:57:08 Piparss rakstīja:

[youtube]51EflyWFX-Y&feature=player_embedded#!
bijushi nebijushi

tur izaugs labs censonis, ja neaizies pa meža taku.

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In case if I die, I'm gonna leave you a message: "F*** you all."
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onkul5
11. Jan 2011, 00:54 #5899

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gan jau, ka ir bijis, bet :

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

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<JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
<JonTG> wait, shit

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<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

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<Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key
<Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> fuck me

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DragonflyBlade21: A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.

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<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?

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t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right

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<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.

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<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

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<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
<RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao

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<Sonium> someone speak python here?
<lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
<lucky> SSSSS
<Sonium> the programming language

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<ckx> women ask for it
<ckx> they act all old and mature
<ckx> and then you stick your cock up their ass
<ckx> and they get all bitchy
<ckx> "I"M ONLY 13, I'M ONLY 13!!!"

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<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
<Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough.

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<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.


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<reo4k> just type /quit whoever, and it'll quit them from irc
* luckyb1tch has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* r3devl has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* sasopi has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* phhhfft has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* blackersnake has quit IRC (r`heaven)
<ibaN`reo4k[ex]> that's gotta hurt
<r`heaven>

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labaakais

<Zanthis(ALE)> AFK, tornado

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<MasterG> .....................................................................
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<judas> where's pacman when you need him?

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<YuFFie> SO U HACKING ME THEN HUH
<YuFFie> WElL I GOT NEWS FOR U MISTER I GOT MORE FIREWALL POWERS NOW SO IM SECURE AND IM USING WINDOWS 98 SO IM REALLY SECURE FROM HACKERS LIKE YOU SO YOU BETTA JUST GIVE UP CUZ U GOT NO HOPE MISTER.
* YuFFie ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: Owned.)
* YuFFie ([email protected]) has joined #
<YuFFie> HELP MY MOUSE IS MOVING BY IT SELF

EOF

[ Šo ziņu laboja onkul5, 11 Jan 2011, 02:19:59 ]

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11. Jan 2011, 00:58 #5900

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