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| lienestiene | |  Kopš: 21. Aug 2010
No: Rīga
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05 Mar 2011, 21:17:50 DOPING rakstīja:
05 Mar 2011, 21:02:12 lienestiene rakstīja:
04 Mar 2011, 18:12:04 artis83 rakstīja:
rimi atklaasjana
http://foto.delfi.lv/picture/1887406/
.......... un viena pie manis pieskrēja saka kratīt un krieviski kko bļaut: GĢE BANANI!!!!!! 
Laikam šitā 
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| raivisp | |  Kopš: 22. Aug 2006
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 8619
Braucu ar: to kas pagalmā mētājas
| bļin, tie cilvēki takš ir slimi, kas viņiem tas nav veikals, tā ir dzīve  | | Offline | | |
| erwinn | |  Kopš: 07. Aug 2006
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05 Mar 2011, 19:28:02 Architect rakstīja:
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| Baigi garš,bet jautrs aprakst,kā mēģina Ebay notirgot nopistu žurku.
FOR SALE
BMW 318 I S COUPE
FOR
SPARES---or---REPAIRS
Please read everything about the BMW COUPE listing so you know exactly what your bidding on and what for
WITH
NO RESERVE
Low sensible start price of £100.00.
A genuine part exchanged car into my Car Sales.
Looking at the state of it the next day, I must have been feeling good hearted on this day, or weak of mind.
But anyway apart from that, i am still selling it
For
SPARES ---or---REPAIRS
It drives okay...it really does, the gearbox is okay, the engine is okay, it starts first time with NO rattles or engine smoke
It just looks crap.
This BMW has one of those top of the range Clifford Alarms that also has the Auto-Start system built in....and it works..honest it really does. Along with the Remote central locking.
Little tip here....dont leave it in gear and blip the button...because the frigging thing will still try to start! the dam thing dont care if something is in front of it...its not that smart to know everything.
I have ONE remote with 4 functions, and ONE car key.
Oh and It dont like being washed either, all the time i was washing it it kept bleeping at me, so best bet.. keep it dry.
I cant believe your still interested... okay then read on.
I have the owners book pack.
Who cares about the " Owners Book pack" yeah well some folk do.
Service history consists of 11 BMW stamps and 2 of these are **BMW Specialists**
**Boy i bet they choked on their coffee when they saw this one pull up**
Plus another 7 other garage stamps
I suppose these 7 "Other" Garage Stamps are because "BMW" told the owners ' Take your Crap elsewhere....'Sir'
And boy are their are 'some' owners as well.....look at it this way....more owners the better....at least every new owner does something to a car.
Who's he trying to kidd now.
Two great mudflaps on the rear.
Idiot.. so now it's okay because it's got 'Two Great Mudflaps'.... this guys lost it completly now!
The wheels are okay...ish....shame the tyres aint.....did you hear that! is that LOUD enough ......the tyres aint.
Front electric windows work....even drop down a touch when you open a front door, back doors dont open.
Perhaps thats because there's NO back doors, maybe thats why they call it a Coupe...Doh!
At some time in the cars life it looks like the front bumper has been replaced because a slight bit of a different colour is showing through.
Mind you if it had beeen me i would have thrown the car away and kept the busted bumper.
The BMW has an electric Sunroof...i will NOT try it....because IF it did work...it will then start to rain, and you just know the bloody thing then WONT shut.
Glass is all good.....just dont look to hard through the Windscreen though because it's Cracked down the middle.
Now thats a nice way of saying .... Windscreen.....Its "broken"
This superb BMW 318 IS has..... NO MOT NO MOT NO MOT NO MOT that run out in Feb, but it has got Road Tax...right up to the end of May.
May 2011 that is......Come on now did you really think I meant May 2012...glad to see it's not only me who's got high hopes then.
The engine is the Twin Cam one... it sounds okay and is pretty fast as well.
I havent put down the miles.
Because
Brother has it got some miles!
This BMW is a nice Metallic Blue in Colour, body is so-so and to be honest quite dent free for its age, which is after all 18 years old.
Is there any rust?...best tell them about the rust.... jeez....this guys talking to himself now.
Okay so its got some rust, mostly restricted to the bodywork though...and its only a 'little bit of rust'.
Yeah like if this 'Little Bit of Rust' was on the QE2 you could honestly say 'A Little bit of Rust'
Okay okay...so its got some rust.. theirs no extra charge for it, and whats a bit of rust between E-bayers then?
Twin bore exhaust which seems okay.
Full Leather interior.
What! are you kidding! Full Leather Interior! The drivers seat is fabric!.
Oh alright then, the drivers seat IS fabric and it has been replaced sometime...but you do have to lift the seat cover of to see this.
But it is sold for
SPARES---or---REPAIRS
Okay...Okay...dont keep on about that...by now we all know that its not a FULL 100% roadworthy car, dont we?
This Loverly Superb BMW 318 is would make a great renovation project for someone.
Like maybe you got 20 or 30 years left of your life to work on it.
If you want to come and view the car before you make one Hell of a Fabulous Bid you are more then welcome.
phone me
on
01376 552984
Not Sundays please...i feel sick enough as it is looking at the car all week ...gimme a break from it for one day.
or
Email via ebay...i will answer any and all questions.....and HONESTLY.
Please remember one thing though if you win the final bidding DONT come to pick the car up and then try to bribe me to take a whole load more money over and above the final winning price because you think it's better then i have described it.
Because i wont take it.......Second thoughts perhaps i will.
Pick up within 3 days of auction end please, and payment in real money on the pick up day and NO haggling over the final price.
Thank you for looking.
PS.... and NOPE.....i wont send it to Africa either.
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| Jenots6 | |  Kopš: 27. Feb 2011
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| Ronaldo vs Ronaldinho 
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| by_magnus | |  Kopš: 17. Aug 2008
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| fubuz | |  Kopš: 19. Dec 2003
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 5138
Braucu ar: trafic
| moš kādam ir saglabājies video, kur viena sieviete saka kko līdzīgu "woman have rights" un tajā brīdī viņai ieslidina līko mutē?
kāda no porno vietnēm bija ielikts. | | Offline | | |
| karlsonss | | Kopš: 02. Feb 2009
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05 Mar 2011, 20:15:29 lienestiene rakstīja:
Nesen bija tēma par smieklīgiem un jokainiem vārdiem un uzvārdiem, laikam tad ari draugs pievienoja vienas klientes vārdu un uzvārdu- Roza Vagina
Tad nu tagad es atcerējos, ka bija vēl viens, vajadzēja rakstisku vēstuli klientam rakstīt, ko vienmēr sākam ar "Austi godājamais....utt" Tad nu kad es izlasīju, kam man jāadresē šī vēstule, no krēsla gandrīz toreiz nokritu.
un tas bija pirms Ziemassvētkiem tieši... "Augsti godājamais, Nerātņa kungs, šogad Jūs esat bijis īpaši nerātns"
kkur starp saldu un ventspili kkaadaa miesta veikalaa bija kkaada persona, kuru sauca - Maiga Lībiete.  ))))
vot neatceros kuraa miestaa.[ Šo ziņu laboja karlsonss, 06 Mar 2011, 00:42:31 ] | | Offline | | |
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| marchixs1 | | Kopš: 14. Dec 2008
No: Lielvārde
Ziņojumi: 146
Braucu ar: bmw
| Meža tiesa zaķim piesprieda atdot vilku baram apēšanai.Zaķa pēdējā vēlēšanās? Kilogramu PURGENA | | Offline | | |
| lapsins | |  Kopš: 17. Feb 2010
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 900
Braucu ar: subaru
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06 Mar 2011, 01:11:24 marchixs1 rakstīja:
Meža tiesa zaķim piesprieda atdot vilku baram apēšanai.Zaķa pēdējā vēlēšanās? Kilogramu PURGENA
kaut kāds pediņu jociņš. tāpat kā ar tiem PEDOBEAR. vai nu es nesaprotu, un esmu atpalicis, bet nu man tas liekas pilnīgi slimi. 
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| janchikz | |  Kopš: 15. Jul 2007
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06 Mar 2011, 00:23:13 by_magnus rakstīja:
[IG]http://englishrussia.com/images/olga_gromova/3.jpg[/IMG]
smejies nesmejies, bet baltkrievijaa shitaads prikols ir redzeets, peedeejo reizi braucu no turienes maajaas, skatos, pituraa ments staav un shauj ar radaru veel viens aiz ziimes sleepees  | | Offline | | |
| Muchacho | | Kopš: 14. Oct 2007
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06 Mar 2011, 00:27:32 fubuz rakstīja:
moš kādam ir saglabājies video, kur viena sieviete saka kko līdzīgu "woman have rights" un tajā brīdī viņai ieslidina līko mutē?
kāda no porno vietnēm bija ielikts.
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| martinssh | | Kopš: 04. Jun 2007
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06 Mar 2011, 01:38:00 janchikz rakstīja:
06 Mar 2011, 00:23:13 by_magnus rakstīja:
[IG]http://englishrussia.com/images/olga_gromova/3.jpg[/IMG]
smejies nesmejies, bet baltkrievijaa shitaads prikols ir redzeets, peedeejo reizi braucu no turienes maajaas, skatos, pituraa ments staav un shauj ar radaru veel viens aiz ziimes sleepees
Deglava ielas galaa vasaraa kad moci var nosleept aiz pieturas pie mums riikojas tieshi taapat | | Offline | | |
| VATliX | |  Kopš: 23. May 2008
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| Ruuzs | |  Kopš: 06. Jul 2008
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| Atvainojos, ka no dr.lv, bet nu le psc :lauki: | | Offline | | |
| divkosigais | |  Kopš: 15. Feb 2010
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06 Mar 2011, 11:40:38 Ruuzs rakstīja:
Atvainojos, ka no dr.lv, bet nu le psc :lauki:
un kas tur taads...vienkaarssi visas stuulbiibas apkopotas vienaa video.
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| guile | |  Kopš: 17. Mar 2009
No: Jēkabpils
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06 Mar 2011, 12:04:38 divkosigais rakstīja:
06 Mar 2011, 11:40:38 Ruuzs rakstīja:
Atvainojos, ka no dr.lv, bet nu le psc :lauki:
un kas tur taads...vienkaarssi visas stuulbiibas apkopotas vienaa video.
Vareetu domaat,ka neviens no ssejienes taa nav darijis
lada arii oranza kaa audi
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| arizah | |  Kopš: 17. Nov 2005
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06 Mar 2011, 12:04:38 divkosigais rakstīja:
06 Mar 2011, 11:40:38 Ruuzs rakstīja:
Atvainojos, ka no dr.lv, bet nu le psc :lauki:
un kas tur taads...vienkaarssi visas stuulbiibas apkopotas vienaa video.
Vareetu domaat,ka neviens no ssejienes taa nav darijis
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