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| Arsmens | |  Kopš: 28. Jun 2003
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 13306
Braucu ar: Trim durvīm
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19 Dec 2017, 13:38:13 @Rudzins rakstīja:
https://www.facebook.com/drivetribe/videos/5707...Fvqnd_-r5XB3lhT4
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depo  | |  Kopš: 09. Jan 2006
Ziņojumi: 20943
Braucu ar: Zirgu
| STUDENT: Sir can i have a question?
Teacher: Yes!
Student: how do u put an elephant inside a fridge?
Teacher: i dont know
Student: its easy you just open the fridge and put it in. I have another question!
Teacher: okay ask!
Student: how to put a donkey inside the fridge??
Teacher: It's easy you just open the fridge and put it in.
Student: No sir! You just open the fridge take out the elephant and put it in.
Teacher: ohhh.. Ok!
Student: let me ask another one, If all the animals went to the lion's birthday party, and one animal went missing which one would it be?
Teacher: the Lion ofcourse! Bcoz it wud eat all the animals.
Student: No sir, it is the donkey bcoz its still inside the fridge.
Teacher: are you kidding me?!
Student: no sir! One last question.
Teacher: ok!!
Student: If there's a river known to be full of crocodiles and you wanted to cross, how would you?
Teacher: There's no way, i would need a boat to cross.
Student: No sir, you just swim and cross it bcoz all the animals went to the lion's birthday party! | | Offline | | |
| patric | |  Kopš: 22. Sep 2007
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 3199
Braucu ar:
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19 Dec 2017, 14:12:00 @depo rakstīja:
STUDENT: Sir can i have a question?
Teacher: Yes!
Student: how do u put an elephant inside a fridge?
Teacher: i dont know
Student: its easy you just open the fridge and put it in. I have another question!
Teacher: okay ask!
Student: how to put a donkey inside the fridge??
Teacher: It's easy you just open the fridge and put it in.
Student: No sir! You just open the fridge take out the elephant and put it in.
Teacher: ohhh.. Ok!
Student: let me ask another one, If all the animals went to the lion's birthday party, and one animal went missing which one would it be?
Teacher: the Lion ofcourse! Bcoz it wud eat all the animals.
Student: No sir, it is the donkey bcoz its still inside the fridge.
Teacher: are you kidding me?!
Student: no sir! One last question.
Teacher: ok!!
Student: If there's a river known to be full of crocodiles and you wanted to cross, how would you?
Teacher: There's no way, i would need a boat to cross.
Student: No sir, you just swim and cross it bcoz all the animals went to the lion's birthday party!
Šo esmu dzirdējis vismaz 20gadus atpakaļ un latviešu valodā  | | Offline | | |
| CP17 | |  Kopš: 17. Dec 2002
No: Zilupe
Ziņojumi: 17
Braucu ar: Sargenģeli
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Прогуляю вашу собачку, машину, квартиру, дом и дачу! | | Offline | | |
| Tune-L | |  Kopš: 12. Jun 2002
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 20372
Braucu ar: BMW 3GT, BMW 4Gran Coupe, Volvo V50 R-Design
| Mazumiņš īstas folkloras:
https://www.facebook.com/100009988206058/videos/550375978638671/
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Patiesība mūsdienās tiek uzskatīta par naida runu. | | Offline | | |
| CAPSLOCK | |  Kopš: 17. Oct 2016
Ziņojumi: 878
Braucu ar:
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19 Dec 2017, 13:09:05 @Elagrs rakstīja:
18 Dec 2017, 23:46:28 @CAPSLOCK rakstīja:
 dna tofika cienīgs gabals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IKArIYsWx0
Tu esi slims. Nopietni.
Bet tā neesmu es kas pirž. Nopietni. | | Offline | | |
| jjjjuris | | Kopš: 16. Dec 2008
No: Baldone
Ziņojumi: 2529
Braucu ar: vienu pirkstu
|  Spied "Play", lai skatītos video! | | Offline | | |
| Marteens | |  Kopš: 22. Aug 2008
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 10805
Braucu ar:
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| aep_det | |  Kopš: 12. Jun 2013
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 2193
Braucu ar: Grand Scenic, X5
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Bija piektdienas vakars.Braucu ar riteni uz veikalu,nopirku viskija pudeli.Izgājusi no veikala,pudeli ieliku riteņa grozā,bet tad iedomājos : ja es nokritīšu no riteņa,pudele saplīsīs . Nolēmu viskiju izdzert .Tas bija pareizs lēmums,jo braucot mājās ,es nokritu septiņas reizes.
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| dzonijs1 | | Kopš: 11. Jul 2017
Ziņojumi: 428
Braucu ar:
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| AZ | |  Kopš: 01. Jan 2007
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 2173
Braucu ar: zviedru
| blaac tas krievu papajs 
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nedaudz kaveesos ,buusu riit | | Offline | | |
| hustla | |  Kopš: 28. Jun 2009
Ziņojumi: 3660
Braucu ar:
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| Arsmens | | Kopš: 28. Jun 2003
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 13306
Braucu ar: Trim durvīm
| https://mobile.twitter.com/Sildniks/status/9427...38531328/video/1
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| wheelie | | Kopš: 21. Mar 2004
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 6799
Braucu ar: 1.6
|  Spied "Play", lai skatītos video!
 :bayan:
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| Belluuns | |  Kopš: 16. Jun 2007
Ziņojumi: 9627
Braucu ar: quattro
| Kāds skatās sporta balvu? Tam delfi brekam tiešām ir koka šlipse vai tik izskatās?  | | Offline | | |
| CP17 | | Kopš: 17. Dec 2002
No: Zilupe
Ziņojumi: 17
Braucu ar: Sargenģeli
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Прогуляю вашу собачку, машину, квартиру, дом и дачу! | | Offline | | |
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sn  | |  Kopš: 24. Jul 2008
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 1879722
Braucu ar: nekrāsotu BMW :(
| [ Šo ziņu laboja sn, 23 Dec 2017, 10:41:10 ]
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Nemāki braukt? Parādi to citiem - nopērc volvo! | | Offline | | |
| artis83 | |  Kopš: 24. Jul 2010
No: Liepāja
Ziņojumi: 6255
Braucu ar: audi
| kaa jaasaprot peedejais joks?:
p.s var uzrakstīt pm[ Šo ziņu laboja artis83, 22 Dec 2017, 22:07:07 ] | | Offline | | |
| Apins | |  Kopš: 14. Sep 2008
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 3463
Braucu ar: RS, Jimny un R1200GS
| Tas standartiņš, ka publiskā forumā vai feisbukā tirgo lietu, bet nesaka publiski cenu, tikai nosūta PM.
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Eu, kāpēc nerāda parakstu? | | Offline | | |
| Araajz | |  Kopš: 30. Aug 2008
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 28295
Braucu ar: E39
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22 Dec 2017, 22:21:19 @Apins rakstīja:
Tas standartiņš, ka publiskā forumā vai feisbukā tirgo lietu, bet nesaka publiski cenu, tikai nosūta PM.
Šito līdz galam neesmu sapratis - ieliek kaut kādu vainagu tirgot un katram rakstam “Jums PM” kādēļ pibliski neliek cenu? Tak ne jau katram savādāku sūta | | Offline | | |
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