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shmurger | 22. Sep 2011, 20:28 |
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Kopš: 15. Oct 2007
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Naktī mana draudzene čukstēja ''Tu guli?'' Es izdomāju klusēt, lai redzētu ko viņa darīs.Viņa palaida lielo,smirdošo,pazviedza un atlūza. |
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MatissC | 22. Sep 2011, 20:30 |
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Kopš: 04. Jul 2008
No: Cēsis
Ziņojumi: 1304
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| Virs gultaa-ar sexu shodien nodarbosimies? Sieva - ai,nee!Man galva saap un meneshreizes tuvojaas Virs - guli,guli.Es pa telefonu runaju |
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him | 22. Sep 2011, 20:52 |
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Kopš: 13. Oct 2003
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 9066
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| Age: 20
Appearance: Any time from now till Saturday.
Where? On Earth.
What is it? Some kind of virus? It's a 35ft long, six-tonne piece of space hardware known as the Upper Atmosphere Research Satellite.
And it's going to return to Earth this week? If by "return to" you mean "plummet toward", then yes. Since UARS was decommissioned in 2005, its re-entry has been an inevitability.
But it will probably just break up when it hits the atmosphere, right? Right, although 26 of the biggest pieces – the heaviest weighing about 136kg – are expected to survive to impact.
Oh my God! What if one lands on me? The odds are approximately 1 in 3,200, according to Nasa [see footnote].
Remind me again, for comparison purposes, what my odds are of winning the lottery. For all six numbers, one in 13,983,816.
Hmmm. That's sobering for a couple of reasons. What about being eaten by a shark? One in 11 million.
So I should be 3,400 times more afraid of this satellite than I was after I saw Jaws. I'm struggling to see how you worked that out.
Never mind that – where can I hide? Antarctica, apparently. Almost everywhere else is in the potential strike zone.
How could Nasa let this happen? Actually, they're letting it happen on purpose. As space junk, UARS represents a bigger threat to the astronauts on the International Space Station.
That's the price they pay for living in a totally shark-free environment. What if I find a piece of UARS in my garden? Would it be valuable? Nasa would rather you didn't touch it.
Why? Could it give off toxic space rays? No, but it might have sharp edges.
Health and safety gone mad! Also, it's government property.
Do say: "If the odds of it hitting someone are one in 3,200, then the odds of it hitting someone who's wearing a tinfoil hat will be even slimmer."
Don't say: "Please don't let me die – I've got a ticket for this week's EuroMillions!" |
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Barny | 22. Sep 2011, 21:49 |
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Kopš: 19. Jan 2007
No: Jūrmala
Ziņojumi: 1338
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click click[ Šo ziņu laboja Barny, 22 Sep 2011, 21:50:40 ] |
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ATB | 22. Sep 2011, 22:16 |
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Kopš: 21. Sep 2009
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 5259
Braucu ar: ♛ ♛
| Veči, krievi atkal spridzina
Spied "Play", lai skatītos video! |
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nagla | 22. Sep 2011, 23:41 |
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Kopš: 04. Jan 2007
No: Olaine
Ziņojumi: 3235
Braucu ar: ML270 Stage1
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22 Sep 2011, 22:16:17 ATB rakstīja:
Veči, krievi atkal spridzina
[YOUTUBE]crash[YOUTUBE]
1:30-1:35 kamzs apbrauc avariju uz diviem ratiem ! [ Šo ziņu laboja nagla, 22 Sep 2011, 23:42:43 ] |
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joiner404 | 22. Sep 2011, 23:49 |
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Kopš: 06. Feb 2005
No: Ogre
Ziņojumi: 272
Braucu ar: BMW ,MB
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4rHA4pMdEQ&feature=player_[ Šo ziņu laboja joiner404, 22 Sep 2011, 23:49:58 ]
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shmurger | 23. Sep 2011, 00:17 |
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Kopš: 15. Oct 2007
Ziņojumi: 12774
Braucu ar: xc40
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fascinē vērīgi cilvēki
"press 9 - hide dick aside" |
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shmurger | 23. Sep 2011, 00:48 |
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Kopš: 15. Oct 2007
Ziņojumi: 12774
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Buds | 23. Sep 2011, 01:07 |
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Kopš: 22. Jan 2011
Ziņojumi: 806
Braucu ar: Volvo
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23 Sep 2011, 00:48:35 shmurger rakstīja:
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Rom4iks_328 | 23. Sep 2011, 09:23 |
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Kopš: 01. Dec 2008
Ziņojumi: 1587
Braucu ar: 316i
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raivisp | 23. Sep 2011, 09:29 |
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Kopš: 22. Aug 2006
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 8619
Braucu ar: to kas pagalmā mētājas
| Es vienmēr esmu apšaubījis, ka gaismas ātrums ir vislielākais iespējamais Jo tādā gadījumā Starwars sižets būtu apšaubāms
Prikols ir tas, ka visa zinātne ir apgāzta un Einšeins kapā apdirsies
Particles found to break speed of light
Sākumā likās, ka tas sūds ir nevajadzīgs hlams pa 400 vai cik tur tiem miljardiem, bet nu šitas man piedur |
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maxell | 23. Sep 2011, 10:28 |
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Kopš: 14. May 2002
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 10605
Braucu ar: Kaplīti.
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23 Sep 2011, 09:29:51 raivisp rakstīja:
Es vienmēr esmu apšaubījis, ka gaismas ātrums ir vislielākais iespējamais Jo tādā gadījumā Starwars sižets būtu apšaubāms
Prikols ir tas, ka visa zinātne ir apgāzta un Einšeins kapā apdirsies
Particles found to break speed of light
Sākumā likās, ka tas sūds ir nevajadzīgs hlams pa 400 vai cik tur tiem miljardiem, bet nu šitas man piedur
LHC ir cits hlams. Tam ar šo eksperimentu nekāda sakara. |
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hoseee | 23. Sep 2011, 10:33 |
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Kopš: 25. Mar 2009
Ziņojumi: 169
Braucu ar: Viņu
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Spied "Play", lai skatītos video!
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Tune-L | 23. Sep 2011, 10:52 |
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Kopš: 12. Jun 2002
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 20374
Braucu ar: BMW 3GT, BMW 4Gran Coupe, Volvo V50 R-Design
| Einshteins neapdirsiisies tikai tapeec, ka bija zhiids un vinju gjilde ir speeciiga
Te Jums, briivam briidim veel izklaideejoshs materiaals:
http://www.liveinternet.ru/users/irina_ball/post164770914/
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Tune-L | 23. Sep 2011, 11:03 |
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Kopš: 12. Jun 2002
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 20374
Braucu ar: BMW 3GT, BMW 4Gran Coupe, Volvo V50 R-Design
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23 Sep 2011, 11:01:31 user rakstīja:
23 Sep 2011, 10:52:18 Tune-L rakstīja:
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Te Jums, briivam briidim veel izklaideejoshs materiaals:
http://www.liveinternet.ru/users/irina_ball/post164770914/
kā Tu atrodi vinmēr šāda veida video par visām tēmām? google raksti - "meli", "sazvērestība" - visās valodās, kuras saproti, vai kā savādāk?
Vienkaarshi nedaru shaadi :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_leobB3p2w&feature=youtu.be
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CP17 | 23. Sep 2011, 11:22 |
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Kopš: 17. Dec 2002
No: Zilupe
Ziņojumi: 17
Braucu ar: Sargenģeli
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jurists | 23. Sep 2011, 11:57 |
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Kopš: 27. Sep 2010
Ziņojumi: 535
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| Nav īsti prikols, bet čaļi pacentušies mazliet! Sērenes maize |
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rihardsv | 23. Sep 2011, 12:08 |
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Kopš: 20. Apr 2009
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 1821
Braucu ar: Veseliem spoguļiem
| Brīdinu ka ne lv valodā un links uz draudzigajiem:
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Rincis | 23. Sep 2011, 12:24 |
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Kopš: 12. May 2011
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 156
Braucu ar: E34 E39
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23 Sep 2011, 11:57:31 jurists rakstīja:
Nav īsti prikols, bet čaļi pacentušies mazliet! Sērenes maize
Driftēt mācās |
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